Footprints 12 "It fits!"

There is no doubt about the sexual correlation between shoe and foot as every good foot fetishist knows.As illustrated most beautifully in Cinderella's original rags to riches journey from down trodden barefoot slave to shoed and booted  bagger of the prince's heart and credit card.Twinkletoes leaves him a calling card in the form of an exquisite glass slipper and he searches the land to find it's enigmatic owner. At last after many mis- shapen plates of meat have attempted to ram and squeeze their bunions into the dainty shoe, he finds his love, and down on one knee he goes to cradle her slender foot and restore the shoe to its rightful place; effectively proposing to the ragamuffin before him, knowing they are destined to be a pair of shoe crossed lovers! Bring on the wigs and weddding the panto in almost over kids.