There are pretty tootsies, pink and rosey toes smooth and flexing their little toned bones and muscles, beach ready sexy and cute enough to display with pride. And then there are evil feet, grotesque paws with gnarled nails and rough, tough bark for skin. Feet that resemble root crops dug up too soon. Hammer Horror feet is what we have here, Hollywood monsters that plod and scuff and scab their way through undergrowth in seaarch of unsuspecting prey.Cuticles ripped and furry tufts sprouting bushy grizzled foot beards, big withbursting bunions and thickened heels. Feet that need to be wrapped in rags and stuffed into wellingtons to be kept out of sight! So beware the evil foot dear Shoederella, prime and file and pamper yours lest you stray too far from the ways of Footly Beauty and tempt the Wicked Foot Fairy to your door.
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